The Empire of The Empire of The Empire of The Empi- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.162 billion Empire of The Empire of The Empi-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Metropolis of The City of The Town. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Empire of The Empire of The Empi-ian economy, worth 325 trillion Empires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,029 Empires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Empire of The Empire of The Empi-ians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of The Empire of The Empi-'s national animal is the Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Empire of The Empire of The Empi- is ranked 253,851^st in the world and 9,608^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,379.19 Standard Monetary Units.